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European Fall Tour (2013) @ Amsterdam, Netherlands (x)
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European Fall Tour (2013) @ Amsterdam, Netherlands (x)

  • Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
  • Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are paedophiles.
  • Guy: Well...yeah.
  • Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you
  • can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do

    "After wrapping Guardians of the Galaxy I was very homesick and I was coming home to my wife and my son, who at the time was 13 months old. My wife told me ‘Hey, listen there’s a chance he may not recognize you and he may be a little shy’ and so I came in there, and he just sat right up and had this big smile on his face. He started saying ‘Daddy, daddy, daddy!’ and I just started to cry. He saw the tears in my eyes and started doing bits to make me laugh and that just made me cry more."

    - Chris Pratt on the best day of his life.

    holysimba:

    Hairdresser: do you like it?
    Me: yes thank you

    *goes home and cries*

    sinfullyxyours:

IM ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF

    sinfullyxyours:

    IM ABSOLUTELY PISSING MYSELF